Showing posts with label Simplehuman round trash can. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Simplehuman round trash can. Show all posts

Friday, June 10, 2011

Dear Trash Can, I hate you.

simplehuman Step Trash Can, Round, Fingerprint-Proof, 8 Gallons, Stainless Steel
The offender:
simplehuman
8-gallon round
trashcan
Dear Simplehuman Round Trash Can

I hate you. You do not make my life simple at all. Why do I have to spend time I don't have tucking my garbage bag into some weird wire contraption just to hold it inside of you (who cares if the garbage bag shows outside of the can?) And why, oh why, oh why, can I not get the fill garbage bag out of you in one piece? I pull and I pull and the bag slowly inches out, ripping in a million spots. Then, I need to put the ripped trash bag into another bag and change my soiled clothes and wash the floor. Did I mention that I hate you yet? 

Were you created to make life simple or is it that very simple humans created you? For $40ish dollars (at Target), I expected more! Now I just have agita and the need to buy another can.  

I am not a fan,
Lisa